Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are and once YOU know what YOU are Then the Mental hospital isn’t so far.

Husband: The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass & flowers too, if rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on YOU?

Wife: Roses are red, Violets are blue, and Monkeys like YOU should be kept in zoo.

Husband: Don’t feel so angry YOU will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at YOU.